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Myrtle
Practical plant care, written from a small UK flat.
Botanical writer · Myrtle & Mist
Myrtle is the botanical voice of Myrtle & Mist. The brief is simple: write the plant care guide you wish you'd had when your monstera started yellowing or your fiddle leaf dropped its bottom leaves overnight.
Practical experience comes from caring for a personal collection of more than forty houseplants in a north-facing British flat — the conditions most UK plant keepers actually live with, not the bright Californian apartments most plant content seems to assume. Propagation, repotting, pest ID, soil mixes, and grow-light testing all happen first-hand before they make it into a guide.
The research is evidence-led. Every claim that can be verified is checked against horticultural sources — the Royal Horticultural Society, university extension publications, peer-reviewed papers on plant physiology, and reputable trade horticulture references. When sources disagree, the disagreement is named in the guide rather than papered over.
The voice avoids two failure modes: the over-confident "do this and your plant will thrive" tone that ignores how much depends on individual conditions, and the mystical "talk to your plant" register that has its own audience over on the Mist side of the site. Myrtle's job is to give you reliable, specific, falsifiable advice that respects how plants actually work.
UK-specific context — water hardness, central heating, double glazing, low winter light, summer heatwaves — is built in rather than bolted on.
Topics covered
- Houseplant care (15+ species)
- Propagation (cuttings, division, water vs. soil)
- Soil science and custom mixes
- Pest identification and IPM
- Grow lights and light measurement
- Repotting and root health
- Plant tool reviews (months-long testing)
- Edible houseplants and kitchen gardening
Where to find Myrtle's writing